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Ailish - Born Like This [122]
Programming Alert: TGS Gathering at the Cock & Lion this Friday [6]
Obama and Huckabee win Iowa! [7]
VotD: "CE TU WLA, GWASSIDEURW" [1]
Who needs a Kwik-E-Mart? [6]
SotDs (Can't We Be Friends Edition): RJD2 - Work it Out and RJD2 - A Beautiful Mine (Instrumental) [2]
SotD (Things Suck Edition): David Bazan - Backwoods (SSL Rough Mix) [0]
SotD: Thunderbirds Are Now - Panthers In Crime [2]
SotD (TGIF/Assisted-Suicide Edition): Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKFRT remix) [5]
SotD (George Michael Bluth Edition): Kate Havenik - Unlike Me [2]
SotD (Super Announcement Double Bonus Feature Duck Hunting All Up In Your Grill Version): The National - Fake Empire Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (Data Remix) and The National - Ada [2]
SotD (More Gifts Version): The Go! Team - Grip Like A Vice [1]
Calling All at TGS: New Competition [9]
SotD: Spoon - You Got Your Cherry Bomb [1]
What's the Situation? Two Blokes and a Fuckload of Cutlery! [0]
March Madness Update [2]
Yah, happy belated st. paddy's.... [5]
Alert the Media: Tournament Pool Time [5]
Happy Valentines Day [2]
Lasse Gjertsen [1]
IMMAFUCKINSOLDIER [4]
NBA News Update: Off-season Player Activities Feature [1]
Sports News Update: Overload [3]
SotD: Gnarles Barkley - "Crazy" [2]
WORLD CUP PREVIEW: England [5]
NBA PLAYOFF UPDATE: Suns=BLACKBALLED!!! [4]
NHL NEWS: Weekend Update [1]
NHL & NBA NEWS UPDATE: Games being played [2]
BotD: We Will Build [9]
"I once made 2,237 right-handed layups in a row" [3]
f*cking KILLER Technology [2]
NHL NEWS: Battle of Onterrible Tonight [14]
NHL NEWS: Caps gets Semin back [2]
4/4/2006: Wizards versus Knicks [4]
SotD: Two More Dead (by RJD2) [4]
If you die in the game, you die for real... [6]
Take him out the budget [3]
Shit, shot in the writs! [5]
We'll run like we're awesome, totally genius [0]
Cosby Hits Grand Slam [4]
Selection Sunday: Thinkers, Movers, Doers, & Shockers. [9]
SotDs: Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix) & Islands - Rough Gem [3]
CANADA 8 - USA 6 [14]
"It is almost like people expect it because that is what they want." - JJ Redick [3]
Tobacco Road, you're dirty and you're filthy [1]
you rock a line, but you ain't saying nothing [4]
with the Stan Smith's checkerboard lace [3]
Darko Freed [4]
Ottawa 7 - Toronto 0 [3]
Not the only game in town [1]
Chuck Nasty Responds [3]
More Action Than King Kong [1]
QotD: Free Ron-Ron [6]
End of Term Party Fiasco [6]
What time is it? Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! [8]
Fun Times in the National Capital Region [9]
Absolutely Balls Out [1]
Video - Worst Dancer Ever. [3]
"Mad plays the bass like the race card" [4]
Do You Know This Guy? [3]
Message to Juggs [6]
I'm the 1st Round, #1 Draft Pick [1]
Human-Animal hybrids [1]
SotDThe Frames - Dream Awake [3]
[7]
Towering Inferno [3]
The Original Wanksta [7]
Who eats this shit? [2]
Centralia Pennsylvania - Burning since 1961 [3]
Baseball, its the new Hockey of the Summer [3]
Alert!! [3]
March Against Oppression: "went all Malcolm X up in here" [13]
Jesus is Dead. [3]
[6]
Bad Boy, off to pokey. [14]
Synopsis: ROUND 2 (watch the video link) [1]
Cheerlosers [2]
ROUND ONE - Synopsis [6]
Hi, ladies. [5]
Join the Pool! [2]
Selection Sunday! [10]
Making an Ass of myself [4]
SotD: The Double - Firecrackers in Sawdust [0]
Paper Jam! [10]
Watch your seed, men! [1]
Ratatat! [9]
A Case Study in Mental Illness [5]
SB Sunday [7]
VotD: Clinical Presentation of Brain Damage [3]
Break from Voting [12]
Back Like the Olympics [2]
Your head'll flinch when I nurse you to trauma [4]
SotD X2: DJ Shadow - High Noon & Elliot Smith Needle in the Hay [0]
Bend corner's like I was a curve, I struck a nerve [1]
Dumps like a truck. [2]
Booo Beltran [3]
Wildlife [6]
Stick the Key in the Ignition [1]
Its a New Millenium [13]
Out and Out BRAWL - NBA like you've never seen before [10]
Brooklyn Zoo Mourns: R.I.P. O.D.B [0]
Ron Artest Update [3]
District of Colostomy, Lets be off and up out! [4]
SotD: Anticon - Sad Clown [5]
SotD: Billie Holiday - Strange Fruit (Tricky Remix) [0]
Homecoming- Revisited [6]
Homecoming [1]
SotD: Ratatat - Seventeen Years [3]
Food mysteries [9]
A few Quick Clips [5]
Walking down Yonge Street [5]
And now that festivus has passed.......... [11]
New Award: Nominations Wanted [7]
GtoCd [2]
LSD-licious [2]
The Real Tournament - March Madness: Round One [8]
NC2A [4]
Adge's Girls: Final Part [11]
Adge's Girls: Part 3 + a call to arms! [10]
Its dat WOO WOOO!!!! /plus Adge's Girls: Part 2 (of 4) [6]
Adges Girls: Part 1 [9]
Weekend Excursion: Kingston invades Ottawa [7]
ORANGE ALERT!!! ORANGE ALERT!! [1]
The Definition of Wack [2]
A good night at the Cock [11]
Adipose Tissue and Related Legal Action [4]
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ADRIAN ELLIOT.
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Ultimate Worlds [2]
2 things [6]
Nuptials? [11]
Unreal Tournament 2004 [4]
k, now I want to be morphed.... [4]
HTML help [1]
Songs inspired by Spam.... You've all been waiting I know. [2]
Hotmail or Notmail.... [1]
ADM 3379... any takers? [4]
Festive, yet informative ... sort of. [2]
Studying alternative [1]
Ok... carsledding for the winter... but swimming for the summer! [3]
OK, so I offer paper-Rock-Rock [2]
For those of you at Ottawa U enrolled in the school of management [3]
SoTD [5]
For Trav [3]
Port-A-FLOP! [3]
It came in the mail today [2]
ok, I've lost all hope... does anyone have a deep understanding of DNS? [2]
For those of you that were there on Tuesday night [1]
Can you tell programers from serial killers? [4]
Marty and Travis [2]
Browser help [4]
Entries, Entries and more Entries [2]
Best of all, written by an American [3]
Here are some "Random Thoughts" [1]
Once upon a time.... [1]
Before it goes away for ever [2]
Are your Documents too full of Bull? [1]
Castle? Anyone? [2]
Japanese [0]
Hmmmmmm [0]
Place your bets..... 100$ on Bush trips and dies on his own vomit [0]
Skillz clinic on Saturday [1]
Before I pass out [5]
Japanese trip guide II [2]
Sensitive men [2]
Japan for gaijin Mother fuckers [0]
Alain's guide to Japan [7]
Japan [6]
Cell phone text messaging = SPAM [2]
The Greatest [4]
Ultimate Team [6]
Curse of the Day [1]
Movie Quote Game (MQG) [3]
WMD? Oil? Democracy? - you be the judge [1]
QotD 2 [0]
Second QotD [2]
GO SENS GO!!!!! [0]
OK Travis... we want the last 2! [6]
QotD -- Keeping with the Gun theme [3]
QotD [1]
ADM 2380 at U of O [3]
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ALAIN AUBÉ.
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A contrast in cultures.... [3]
A weekend in paradise [3]
Good Times [2]
Crazy Mexicans! [3]
Another day in paradise. [3]
Senan bites me in the ass! [4]
For the love of beer! [0]
Eternal Damnation [4]
The Maple Leafs' New Tough Guy! [3]
Old Santa [3]
Worldwide Capitalism [1]
The End of the World! [1]
24 hour dash [6]
Border guards and dogs! [2]
Greece [6]
Wait a minute, is that.......... [5]
Freakin Junkies [2]
Ireland, etc. [4]
Quiz [6]
Seals [5]
A War Dialogue [4]
A good laugh [3]
Two fools show up on my doorstep [2]
An interesting ride home..... [2]
French cars suck!!! [6]
Hallo Tout Le Monde!!! [4]
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DUNCAN FILSHIE. BY MARTY.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DUNCAN FILSHIE
He's the Duncman, and y'all should know that.
He'll eat Harvey's veggie burgs in five minutes flat.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT DUNCAN FILSHIE
Because he's a sweet, caring, gentleman. He's a great listener, and a whole lot of man. Bids start at $100.
COMPARE DUNCAN FILSHIE TO THREE THINGS
A chocolate teddy bear.
Duncan McLeod of the Clan McLeod.
Gerald Ford.
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Diablo 3 [6]
Wahjah [0]
Comedy of Errors [3]
Blizzovision [2]
Bender spotted! [5]
Guess what? [15]
If I may quote Zardoz... [3]
Forces of Darkness empower me, [3]
Let's Cry [3]
Plodding Repartee [3]
Ado, ado, ado [2]
More google related magic [5]
Little Known Fact [5]
FYI [0]
Jewish Pornographer [0]
Movie Review [1]
European Vacation [6]
On the "sorta" subject of McGyver&Me [3]
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SEBASTIAN DUNN. BY DEREK TSANG.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH SEBASTIAN DUNN
We don’t know. That’s half the problem.
Sebastian Dunn is without a doubt one of the more eccentric personalities on TGS. He is a true master of esoteric, yet insofar completely pointless, knowledge. His eidetic recall of a small segment of pop culture phenomena astounds his peers and vanquishes his enemies. No person can predict his next move. They say he once saved humanity from a great evil, but hasn’t accepted the credit because of tax implications. Others say he doesn’t even pay tax.
Sebastian Dunn is an odd, a very odd, man.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT SEBASTIAN DUNN
Dennis Wong sez: The path to true enlightenment is clear. The ideals of human virtue stand before us. They say, “I only see a man.” I say, ”What man? I only see a path.” We should all be lucky enough to embrace the teachings of Seb. His percipience allows us to bring what needs to be brought into the fold of existence. I’ve learnt that although we all need clarity in our lives and soup; we musn’t also forget the shrimp in our lives and in our soup.
COMPARE SEBASTIAN DUNN TO THREE THINGS
Not like a boat.
Not like a rock.
Almost like a tree.
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Arnie [1]
Oscar Noms [15]
Razzie Noms [0]
End of Decade [2]
Dangerous Wands [19]
Golden Globe Nominations [6]
Top Films of the Decade [7]
TGS Reloaded [7]
One Month Without a Post [0]
Happydness [3]
HBP [6]
Let's Talk About Sex [432]
Ram-boning Burma/Myanmar [2]
Return of Lost [4]
Happy Trails [3]
Who's your Daemon? [3]
Yada [9]
New Great Movie: The Lives of Others (2006) [2]
Ottawa Ho! [8]
The Worst [3]
Movie of the Week: Little Children [2]
Whatya say? [2]
The House of Grind [2]
The DH Covers [1]
Some Winnipeg News [2]
Some big ASOIAF News [6]
Movie O' the Week [3]
Random [3]
Some Public Service Announcements [4]
My Encounter [4]
Baltimore TV Station Airs Spoof As Actual News [3]
Top Ten, so far [5]
Trailer [1]
Teaser [0]
Save Screech [4]
More Bush [3]
'93 [5]
Lost PR [4]
Trading Spouses [3]
Anti-Virus [2]
Lost Half-point [5]
Doing time for being a Star Wars thief [1]
Whores of the Year [1]
My Biggest News [1]
Just for Kicks [3]
Woozle Wazzle [10]
Gob o' Fire [2]
Where am i? [1]
Lost Theories [2]
Response [3]
Crash [0]
Lost [0]
Caving In [1]
The Shining meets Spanglish [3]
The Peg [1]
Which is it? [6]
More Summer Movies [5]
Camp O Reunion [7]
A Feast for Crows Finished! [3]
Goblet o' Fire [2]
Almost Home [2]
Another Contrast in Cultures [5]
New Star Wars Trailer [1]
A New Korean War? [1]
Half Blood Covers [1]
A TGS First [5]
This One's for Seb [10]
Pics [5]
Question [2]
New Trailer [4]
Japanese Typhoon [5]
Krazy Korea [4]
Busan Pusan! [4]
dp [1]
Toronto Ending [3]
Year One [2]
Still Alive [4]
One Link [3]
Read this Before Bed [3]
RJ [3]
Not Conan [6]
Twin Peaks [3]
new chapter posted [1]
TopTen [16]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [5]
Matrix Pong [12]
New Potter Trailer [6]
Whodunnit? [6]
Art of the Sabre [5]
Feast for Crows Update [10]
The Fourth by QT [3]
Movie of the Week [7]
Ryan down under [2]
Strange [2]
Ryan's Trip Part II [0]
Ryan's Trip [5]
Magic [2]
Back in Rotation [5]
alas... [6]
Hiddy Ho [4]
da bitch [2]
sucky fucky [5]
Hello Yáll [3]
Last Quote before Jetting [8]
QdeJ [1]
I say... [6]
quote de jour [3]
quote de jour [5]
Quote du Jour [2]
quote [2]
today's quote [2]
Appropriate Quote [6]
Cujo: Midnight Cowboy [2]
Q [3]
Blah [1]
The Better Q. [0]
Quote-off [2]
Not so suprising [3]
Live from the Student Centre [8]
Mr. DD [7]
About Schmidt [1]
What's another year or two? [2]
Possible? [7]
Richard Dean Anderson [6]
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MARK AUGER. BY MIKE.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MARK AUGER
When walking one late night in 1996, he realized that there was a funky shade of redd in the sky . . . BOOM! He knew what had to be done.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT MARK AUGER
A yes man.
COMPARE MARK AUGER TO THREE THINGS
Is like my computer, always there for you (not in a gay way you homo).
Kinda like my 1986 Buick, never quits (aside: seat heaters weren't invented yet).
I compare Mark O.J. Auger to a ladies man . . . wait, no need for comparison - that he is.
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Just a Note [1]
Star Trek vs. Babylon 5 [0]
Seb [3]
Soundwave Grooves to the Beat [3]
Return of the King EE Preview [1]
With a Little Help From My Friends [1]
Ugh, Finally [2]
New Blade Movie [0]
Mike [8]
New Trailers [2]
Fellow Lisgarites [2]
Chile (Completed) [9]
Nice Photos [4]
LCI 160th [4]
There's a Happy Fellow [1]
Open Mike with Mike Bullard [2]
That Bill Gates Thing... [3]
Subtle QotD [0]
Isn't it nice when things just work? [9]
QotD [3]
Matrix Trailer [5]
Ultimate [3]
Lisgar Update [7]
Together, At Last [9]
The A-Bomb Lands in the Journal [2]
Holy Flichen [5]
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Trav's blogging again [1]
Double Rainbow all the way [0]
SotD: The Helio Sequence - Hallelujah [2]
New Avatar Trailer [0]
Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog [0]
Inception Trailer [2]
The Fantastic Mr. Fox [0]
Obama having Prof. Gates and Officer Crowler for a beer tomorrow [1]
Some SOTD's [1]
WOW movie and Next Gen Mechwarrior Trailer [1]
Alice in Wonderland [0]
Tron 2.0 Legacy Movie Trailer Released [1]
Trav's Trav-el Blog [0]
SotD: Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream [0]
Astroboy? [0]
Next Pixar Movie - Up [2]
SotD: The Ting Tings - Great DJ [4]
AP: Obama Effectively Clinches Nomination [6]
SotD: Sigur Rós - Gobbledigook [5]
Kentucky a Landslide for Clinton, but a Milestone for Obama [0]
SotD: Coldplay - Viva La Vida [2]
Clinton Takes West Virginia [1]
New Batman Trailer [7]
Clinton Takes Pennsylvania [0]
Top 10 Unsportmanlike Plays [0]
Hoopla Over LeBron's Vogue Cover [0]
Chalk Another Two Up for Obama [0]
SotD: The Dodos - Fools [0]
SotD: Okkervil River - Unless It's Kicks [0]
SotD: The Handsome Furs - Dead and Rural [1]
Make it Ten [3]
Eight Straight for Obama [3]
Seven More Primaries through Tuesday [1]
SotD: Cloud Cult - Chemicals Collide [1]
McCain Takes Florida, Front-Runner Status, and Giuliani's Support [2]
Decisive Win for Obama in South Carolina [0]
SotD: Helio Sequence - Keep Your Eyes Ahead [3]
New Hampshire: Clinton's Comeback [4]
The Hobbit [0]
Duke Forever [2]
SotD: Jens Lekman - The Opposite of Hallelujah [2]
SotD: The Wombats - Kill the Director (CSS remix) [4]
SotD: The Octopus Project - Truck [2]
SotD: Celebration - Heartbreak [2]
SotD: Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma [3]
SotD: Lupe Fiasco - Let Me Know [19]
SotD: Beirut - A Sunday Smile [3]
SotD: VHS or Beta - Can't Believe a Single Word [5]
SotD: Tegan and Sara - Back In Your Head [4]
SotD: Rogue Wave - Chicago x 12 [3]
SotD: Black Before Red - Matagorda [2]
Ironman Trailer [3]
SotD: Eagle Seagull - I'm Sorry, But I'm Beginning to Hate Your Face [7]
Sotd x 4 [1]
SotD: Flosstradamus - Overnight Star [0]
SotD: Notorious B.I.G. - Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) [1]
SotD: John Vanderslice - Kookaburra [3]
SotD: French Kicks - So Far We Are [0]
SotD: Fembots - Count Down Our Days [0]
SotD: Bill Callahan - Day [3]
SotD: Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position [0]
SotD: The New Pornographers - Challengers [3]
SotD: Modest Mouse - Florida [0]
SotD: The Wombats - Moving to New York [1]
SotD: Nick Drake/Marvin Gaye - Northern Soul [1]
SotD: White Rabbits - The Plot [2]
SotD: Eagle-Seagull - Your Beauty is a Knife I Turn on My Throat [1]
SotD: The Mary Onettes - Still [2]
SotD: Dr. Dog - Heart It Races [5]
Convocation SotD: The New Pornographers - My Rights Versus Yours [4]
SotD: Damien Rice - 9 Crimes [1]
Sens in the Stanley Cup Final [3]
Starcraft 2 [2]
Family Guy Chicken Fight #3 [0]
SotD: Palomar - Our Haunt [0]
Awful Price is Right Contestant [1]
Tim Duncan Fiasco [0]
Virginia Tech Rampage [0]
SotD: Miracle Fortress - This Thing About You [0]
SotD: Rogue Wave - Eyes [3]
SotD: The Blow - Parentheses [3]
SotD: The National - Fake Empire [1]
SotD: Junior Boys - In The Morning [2]
SotD: LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great [0]
SotD: Maximo Park - Books from Boxes [0]
Smokin' 16 - Best Damn Beauties [0]
Happy Spring [0]
SotD: Feist - I Feel it All [0]
March Madness - Choose your brackets by midnight tonight [0]
Census Highlights [1]
SotD: The Broken West - Down in the Valley [0]
NHL: Chris Simon High Sticks Ryan Hollweg [0]
SotD: The Minus Five - With a Gun ft. Wilco [5]
SotD: Junip - Black Refuge [0]
SotD: Youth Group - Sorry [7]
SotD: Electrelane - The Greater Times [1]
SotD: Vampire Weekend - Walcott [1]
SotD: Peter Bjorn And John - Up Against the Wall [0]
Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer [4]
SotD: Animal Collective - Banshee Beat [0]
SotD: Eric Bachmann - Lonesome Warrior [0]
SotD: Shearwater - Seventy-four, Seventy-five [0]
SotD: Regina Spektor - Fidelity [0]
SotD: Snowden - Anti-Anti [0]
SotD: Andrew Bird - Plasticities [1]
SNL Digital Shorts: MacGruber [0]
Hillary throws her hat in: 'I'm in and I'm in to win' [2]
Obama takes preliminary step for 2008 presidential bid [0]
SotD: Sea Wolf - You're a Wolf [0]
SotD: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Underwater (You and Me) [1]
SotD: Loney, Dear - I am John [2]
SotD: Mystery Jets - Diamond in the Dark [4]
SotD: Ok Go - Here It Goes Again [1]
Happy New Year [0]
SotD: Menomena - Muscle'n Flo [1]
Christmas SotD: Sufjan Stevens - Sister Winter [0]
SotD: Arcade Fire - Intervention [0]
New Rocky Trailer [2]
SotD: The Scourge of the Sea - Smitten Kitten [2]
SotD: Page France - Junkyard [0]
SotD: Smog - I Feel Like the Mother of the World [0]
SotD: Tokyo Police Club - Nature of the Experiment [0]
SotD: The Little Ones - Lovers Who Uncover [0]
SotD: The Eames Era - Millionaire [0]
SotD: Black Bear - I Believe In Immediacy [0]
SotD: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - I Am Warm & Powerful [0]
The Picard Alphabet [0]
SotD: Middle Distance Runner - Naturally [0]
Michael Richards' Racist Tirade and Later Apology on Letterman [4]
New Spidey 3 Trailer [5]
SotD: Minus Story - Little Wet Head [2]
SotD: +/- {Plus/Minus} - Steal the Blueprints [2]
SotD: Pony Up - The Truth About Cats and Dogs (is that they die) [3]
SotD: Pants Yell! - New #4 [4]
SotD: The Grates - Lies Are Much More Fun [0]
SotD: Danielson - Ship the Majestic Suffix [0]
SotD: Nethers - Migratory Birds [0]
SotD: Love is All - Make Out Fall Out Make Up [2]
SotD: The Boy Least Likely To - Be Gentle With Me [2]
SotD: Okkervil River - The President's Dead [4]
SotD: Asobi Seksu - Thursday [8]
SotD: The Shins - Sleeping Lessons [1]
SotD: Voxtrot - Mothers, Sisters, Daughters & Wives [7]
SotD: Sunset Rubdown - Shut Up I Am Dreaming of Places Where Lovers Have Wings [3]
SotD: The Sounds - Much Too Long [3]
SotD: Math and Physics Club - Darling, Please Come Home [1]
SotD: Built to Spill - Goin' Against Your Mind [0]
SotD: Adem - These Lights are Meaningful [2]
SotD: Bishop Allen - The Same Fire [0]
SotD: Scanners - Lowlife [3]
SotD: The Lovely Feathers - Photo Corners [3]
SotD: The Winks - Guitar Swing [2]
SotD: Beirut - Postcards from Italy [1]
Clinton 'Loses It' [2]
SotD: Calexico - Letter to Bowie Knife [5]
Casino Royale Trailer [3]
SotD: Broken Social Scene - It's All Gonna Break [0]
SotD: Deadly Snakes - Gore Veil [1]
SotD: Joel Plaskett - Nowhere with You [1]
SotD: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Cheated Hearts [0]
SotD: Phoenix - Long Distance Call [1]
SotD: Futureheads - Skip to the End [1]
King of Wikipedia [3]
Course Selection Transcript Excerpt of the Day [5]
World Cup Fever [11]
QotD [3]
SotD: Rogue Wave - 10:1 [1]
Fantasy Playoff Hockey [7]
SotD: Cut Copy - Going Nowhere [0]
March Madness Final [12]
Simpsons Movie Teaser [0]
SotD: Sweetheart - OnOff [2]
SotD: Blackalicious - Release [5]
SotD: Think About Life - Paul Cries [10]
Final answer? [4]
Movie Quiz 2 [6]
Finally, a win [0]
Language Training Commercials [1]
Daily Show Clip [3]
Switzerland 2 - Canada 0 [0]
Canada 5 - Germany 1 [2]
Some Real Olympic Action [2]
We're Back [3]
Top Ten Signs You’re a Gay Cowboy [1]
Another quiz, and a couple other links [17]
Name That Movie [15]
Everybody Loves a Good Cartoon [0]
Jessica Alba is TGS Lady 2006 [6]
Lawyer's Colouring Book [3]
Oscar Nominations [4]
Adge hits Toronto and a few links [9]
Final: Alba v. Leigh [20]
Can't Get Enough Chuck [1]
Jolie v. Leigh [13]
Lima v. Jolie [13]
Leigh v. Miller [17]
Get Your Vote On [4]
Kobe Scores 81 Points Against the Raptors [3]
Lima v. McAdams [9]
Jolie v. Johansson [8]
Leigh v. Hilton [8]
Sharapova v. Miller [8]
Intermission before Round 2 [1]
McAdams v. Foster [8]
Monaghan v. Lima [8]
Johansson v. Bosworth [7]
Jolie v. Lilly [7]
Leigh v. Miller [9]
Green v. Hilton [7]
Mendes v. Miller [11]
Simpson v. Sharapova [11]
Trial Ad Lovin' [2]
TGS Lady Search 2006 - Populating the Pool [19]
Happy New Year [2]
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah [0]
Team Canada Roster Announcement 5pm Today [10]
Watch out would be robbers [0]
8-2 [1]
US Steps Into the Election [10]
Pool Time: Team Canada List Selection [3]
Seinfeld, Viper/F355 chase [6]
Ooga Ooga Booga [3]
SotD: Madonna - Hung Up [6]
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. [7]
Make a Personalized Radio Station [0]
No Confidence in the Grits [2]
At the Turn of the 17th Century [1]
Bush Thwarted By Locked Doors [1]
SotD: Final Fantasy -This Is the Dream of Win and Regine [1]
Network Security! [12]
SotD: Chromeo - Needy Girl [3]
Zathura [1]
SotD: Common - Be [3]
Crazy Dots [5]
Gomery's Report: Chrétien 'small town cheap', Martin 'exonerated' [0]
Some Political Fodder [1]
SotD: Caribou - Bees [0]
SotD: Wolf Parade - Grounds for Divorce [1]
SotD: The Libertines - The Good Old Days [2]
SotD: The Streets - Turn the Page [6]
SotD: Yo La Tengo - Tiny Birds [2]
SotD: The Strokes - You Only Live Once [7]
SotD: Architecture in Helsinki - Kindling (Winter Version) [2]
SotD: New Order - Ceremony [3]
SotD: Seu Jorge - Starman [2]
SotD: Saul Williams - Twice the First Time [2]
SotD: Alexi Murdoch - Song For You [2]
SotD: The Books - An Owl With Knees [0]
SotD: The Mountain Goats - Leaving Home [0]
SotD: John Vanderslice - Trance Manual [0]
SotD: Franz Ferdinand - Outsiders [0]
SotD: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - In This Home On Ice [2]
SotD: The Strokes - Juicebox [1]
SotD: Spoon - I Summon You [3]
SotD: Lou Barlow - Mary [4]
SotD: The New Pornographers - The Jessica Numbers [0]
SotD: Youth Group - Skeleton Jar [6]
Bush needs to potty [4]
Vegas Baby - SotD: Razorlight - Stumble and Fall [3]
Dose - Clean Freaks and Superheroes [3]
Praying Mantis vs. Hummingbird [0]
SotD: DeVotchKa - How it ends [2]
Octopus vs. Shark [0]
Backstroke of the West [1]
Dell Flat Panel delivery status: 33 days and counting [6]
Avoid the base, Nicholas St., St. Laurent, and Huron [3]
Dell Flat Panel delivery status: 30 days and counting [4]
Top Premiership Goals [1]
AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes [1]
Heli Attack 3 [0]
More Conan - Walker Texas Ranger Clips [0]
Triumph takes on Michael's supporters [0]
SotD: The Bravery - Honest Mistake [1]
I see a lot of movies in the summer [4]
Get out of the car, or I'm going to tase you. [6]
Miss Universe 2005 Shines in Thailand [0]
Cyber Immortality [0]
Star Wars 3 [2]
Down With Sheepish Interviewers [1]
SotD: Ambulance LTD - Anecdote [2]
SotD: Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict a Riot [6]
Sin City [6]
Too much [2]
Save Toby! [1]
Shoot the White Guys [17]
Dwight Drummond - 'Crime Specialist' reports [2]
Goodnight [9]
SotD: Pidgeon - Down [2]
SotD: Moving Units - Between Us and Them [0]
SotD: Bloc Party - Banquet [1]
SotD: Kings of Convenience - Days I Had With You [9]
SotD: Stephen Malkmus - Dynamic Calories [0]
SotD: Josh Ritter - Snow is Gone [0]
SotD: Shout out Louds - Please Please Please [5]
Josie Maran v. Jennifer Connelly [10]
An Orgiastic Blackout [1]
Mikki Padilla v. Jennifer Connelly [15]
Monica Bellucci v. Josie Maran [12]
Anine Bing v. Mikki Padilla [13]
Aurelie Claudel v. Josie Maran [12]
Mandy Moore v. Jennifer Connelly [12]
Natalie Portman v. Monica Bellucci [11]
Shana Hiatt v. Anine Bing [13]
Josie Maran v. Audrey Tautou [12]
Mikki Padilla v. Sharon Case [11]
Jennifer Ellison v. Aurelie Claudel [11]
Mandy Moore v. Jennifer Love Hewitt [11]
Monica Bellucci v. Gina Gershon [16]
Ali Larter v. Jennifer Connelly [13]
Natalie Portman v. Diane Kruger [14]
Naomi Watts v. Shana Hiatt [10]
Audrey Tautou v. Ziya Tong [10]
Anine Bing v. Scarlett Johansson [10]
Josie Maran v. Angie Harmon [12]
Mikki Padilla v. Catherine Bell [10]
Aurelie Claudel v. Laetitia Casta [10]
Jelena Dokic v. Angelina Jolie [12]
Kate Bosworth v. Justine Henin [11]
Star Wars 3 Trailer [1]
Mandy Moore v. Julie Dreyfus [10]
Maria Sharapova v. Gina Gershon [9]
Jennifer Love Hewitt v. Daniela Hantuchova [12]
Caprice Bourret v. Monica Bellucci [12]
Rachael Yamagata v. Ali Larter [12]
Diane Kruger v. Gwyneth Paltrow [12]
Jennifer Connelly v. Emmy Rossum [13]
Natalie Portman v. Hilary Duff [13]
TGS Lady Search 2005 [34]
HP 6 For Sale on July 16 [1]
SotD: Royal City - Bad Luck [0]
Done Exams. Fuck yeah. [2]
Trailers [2]
SotD: Adem - Ringing in My Ears [4]
QotDs [4]
It's Racing Time [5]
SotD: Explosions in the Sky - Your Hand in Mine [3]
I want YOU Christmas Break [2]
Sotd: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps [3]
Arafat Dies at 75 [1]
Firing Away: QotD, MotD, and a SotD [3]
Machine In Ohio Gave Bush Extra Votes [5]
Follow the Election [4]
SotD: The Unicorns - Ghost Mountain [4]
Bling Bling Saucy Intruders. SotD: Interpol - The New [3]
Jon Stewart on Crossfire [1]
SotD: The Weakerthans - I love this town [0]
Kerry Wins First Debate [2]
6 Gmail Invites [7]
My Four Day Weekend [0]
SotD: Broken Social Scene - Almost Crimes (Radio Kills Remix) [1]
3-2 Baby! [1]
Cool Short [0]
Daily Show Clip [0]
Sovereign Entity [1]
Moore v. O'Reilly [0]
Orlando Bloom Cast as Next Bond [4]
Cottage Party on Canada Day [0]
Liberal Minority [3]
Spider-Man Sequel Draws Praise [1]
Automobile Machine /SotD: Nina Simone - Sinnerman [8]
Fahrenheit 911 Trailer [0]
Flash Game [2]
Go Flames! Part 2 [1]
SotD: America - Tin Man [3]
Go Flames! [1]
Seinfeld/Superman Part 2: Hindsight [1]
Fahrenheit 911 Won the Palme D'Or at Cannes [1]
Don't trust the Dots [1]
Mario Part IV [2]
Prison Abuse [1]
Chronicles of Riddick Trailer [0]
King Arthur Spot [1]
Seagal Ad [3]
Makeup vs Natural [4]
New I, Robot Trailer [3]
A Few Links [1]
Fans Hurl Rocks at Nickelback [9]
Playoffs are Coming [5]
Fly Down a Mountain [0]
Filesharing Legal in Canada [0]
A Uniform Used to Mean Something [4]
8 Queens of Death [2]
You're Locked in a Room... [2]
Street Climber [5]
I'll see YOU in Toronto [5]
Funny Cartoons [1]
Bertuzzi's Fate [50]
New Troy Trailer [2]
New GRR Martin Interview [3]
The Day After Tomorrow - New Trailer [3]
The Passion [7]
Triple T [9]
Summer Jobs [3]
Crash Landing [0]
Bush Shootout [0]
Bedtime Story #2 [9]
CRIA Seeks 29 Names [7]
One Kooky Monkey [2]
Big 1k [3]
My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiance [2]
Flog the Penguin Again and Examinate [1]
Amazing Game Trailer [0]
"Emo-Porn" and Other Short Stories from Ottawa [6]
MotD [2]
MotDs [3]
MotD [3]
Paris Hilton on SNL [3]
Couple Links [0]
I just pulled the pin [15]
Third Time's the Charm [5]
I Watched Seabiscuit [4]
Oscar Nominations [10]
Naomi Watts vs. Natalie Portman [11]
Keira Knightley vs. Jennifer Connelly [7]
A Grand Night of Ultimate [2]
Naomi Watts vs. Alicia Witt [7]
Jennifer Connelly vs. Famke Janssen [7]
Kari Wuhrer vs. Alicia Witt [10]
Keira Knightley vs. Kate Beckinsale [7]
Jessica Paré vs. Naomi Watts [7]
Famke Janssen vs. Adriana Sklenarikova [10]
Susan Ward vs. Alicia Witt [8]
Halle Berry vs. Jennifer Connelly [9]
Kari Wuhrer vs. Jill Hennessy [8]
Cool Hand Paul [3]
Midnight Movie Madness [4]
Ali Larter vs. Kate Beckinsale [9]
Naomi Watts vs. Alessandra Ambrosio [9]
Adriana Lima vs. Keira Knightley [16]
Jessica Paré vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt [11]
Nascar Crash [4]
Jada Pinkett-Smith vs. Adriana Sklenarikova [8]
Alicia Witt vs. Elsa Benitez [8]
Alcohol and Chlorine [2]
Famke Janssen vs. Claire Forlani [7]
Michelle Branch vs. Susan Ward [6]
Heather Graham vs. Halle Berry [9]
Anna Kournikova vs. Kari Wuhrer [9]
Kate Beckinsale vs. Irina Voronina [10]
Katie Holmes vs. Alessandra Ambrosio [8]
Ali Larter vs. Jane Leeves [9]
Naomi Watts vs. Kirsten Dunst [12]
Keira Knightley vs. Jennifer Garner [13]
Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Shannyn Sossamon [12]
Beyoncé Knowles vs. Adriana Lima [8]
Jessica Paré vs. Elisha Cuthbert [11]
Happy New Year [2]
Lord of the Rings Spoofs [3]
Weather Looks Good [1]
Games and Rumours [0]
Merry Christmas [4]
Skiing with Chretien - Raking it in with RotK - and busting feet with Toboggans [2]
Odds and Ends [3]
Fat kid on a Diving Board [3]
Spiderman 2 Trailer [4]
They Found Saddam [15]
Movie Trivia Game [7]
5 Days until RotK [4]
More Ultimate Stories [0]
Time Wasters [3]
Bush's Resume [0]
The Passion of the Christ Trailer is Out [6]
SotD: Eminem - We as Americans [1]
New Line is Actively Seeking rights to 'The Hobbit' [5]
Just to move that picture Down [2]
Geek Gift Guide [1]
Megaman 2 in 29 minutes [6]
QotD [1]
The Segway Killer [4]
Two Reviews of RoTK [3]
Hick Driver [2]
Watch the Crazy Biker [2]
SotD - Yann Tiersen - Comptine d'un autre été - l'après-midi [5]
Another Night of Ultimate [1]
Last Week of Classes [5]
Heli Fun [19]
First Night O' Ultimate [3]
RC Jumping a House [1]
Game 4 - Draw, Kasparov Ties Fritz [0]
Kasparov Crushes Fritz in Game 3 [0]
More Revolutions Analysis [5]
Ascii Matrix [7]
Kasparov vs Fritz Game 2 LIVE [1]
Crazy Flying [3]
New Server [4]
Kasparov is Back! [1]
QotD [3]
Revolutions Analysis [4]
Carsledding [10]
More Bargaining [6]
SotD: Pearl Jam - Corduroy [2]
The Day After Tomorrow [2]
Revolutions Gets Pounded [10]
Revolutions [6]
SotD: Farmhouse - Phish [2]
Hahahaha [7]
Quote of the Day [1]
Your Morning Laugh [2]
Movie [16]
Revolutions Reviews [4]
School Fun [3]
Bus Tips Over [5]
You're Dumped - Here's what to do [4]
Ultimate Action [3]
SotD - Badly Drawn Boy - Cause a Rockslide [0]
Fark party in Ottawa [1]
SotD: Red House Painters: Have You Forgotten [1]
Arnold is Governor-Elect [1]
Nipples [8]
Feast for Crows Release Set for June 24th [3]
Hubble Pictures [2]
Quote of the Day [2]
ROTK Theatrical Trailer Released [3]
New Series from Family Guy Creator [0]
Movies [2]
TGS is Moving [0]
SotD - Big Audo Dynamite - Bottom Line [2]
SotD: Badly Drawn Boy - Once Around the Block [4]
Bush and Frisbee [3]
Quote of the Day [3]
Song of the Day [2]
First Year English Class [1]
Man of the Year Awards [3]
First day of Classes [13]
Quote of the Day [2]
Quote of the Day [4]
Matrix Revolutions International Trailer Released [8]
Arnold fun on Conan [2]
Pika..chu! [2]
Local Update [4]
High IQ Societies [7]
Return of the King Trailer Leaked [2]
Harry Pothead [3]
Next Time at Zaphod's... [12]
Push me, and then just hurt me, until I get my ... Satisfaction...Satisfaction [2]
Masturbate - It's Good For You [0]
Clobbered [1]
Arcade Player [4]
Vancouver Won the Bid for 2010 [1]
QotD [3]
Week at the Cottage [3]
Paintball and/or Seadoos [2]
Wanna Cyber? [1]
Bush Fell Off a Segway [0]
Bug Game [8]
QotD [3]
Haha [0]
QotD [0]
Stella [2]
QotD [2]
QotD [2]
Why [2]
QotD [0]
Cottage [1]
QotD [1]
Architect Script [1]
QotD [1]
Bitch [4]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
Matrix Reloaded [7]
QotD [8]
QotD [3]
Another Hockey Gold [4]
QotD [1]
QotD [0]
Commercial [0]
QotD [0]
Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare [2]
The surfeited comics [10]
QotD [0]
QotD [3]
Next Animatrix [2]
QotD [1]
Gah [2]
QotD [0]
QotD's [1]
Cottage Instructions - BYOBB [1]
QotD [2]
Triumph Gives it to American Idol's Simon Cowell [0]
Left-Right Wing/Authoritarian-Libertarian [4]
Summertime [3]
QotD [1]
QotD [0]
Basketball in the Sun [3]
QotD [0]
QotD [0]
QotD [2]
Fat Kid Movie [2]
QotD [2]
QotD/Game 7s/Tonight Show [1]
New Hulk Trailer [0]
QotD [1]
QotD [3]
QotD [5]
Boss Concert [2]
Weekly Ultimate [3]
QotD [1]
Through the First Round [3]
Movie Post [4]
QotD [1]
QotD [0]
Exam Plan Was No Good [8]
QotD [1]
Surfer Rides up Amazon for 37 Minutes [0]
QotD [4]
Hong Kong Ad [3]
QotD [1]
QotD [14]
Group work [3]
Animatrix Episode 3 [2]
QotD [2]
The Admiral [4]
Couple Girls [3]
Quote of the Day [0]
Satelitte Site [2]
Couple Links [4]
Ultimate Jersey [3]
Quote of the Day [0]
Gotta get a Dog [6]
Confidence [4]
Final: Portman vs Cook [15]
Quote of the Day [3]
Semi-Finals: Portman vs Price [10]
Oscars [5]
Quote of the Day [1]
Cuthbert vs Cook [9]
Quarterfinals: Milano vs Moore [7]
Cook vs Dunst [6]
Quote of the Day [3]
Hayek vs Cuthbert [7]
Hennessy vs Moore [7]
Quote of the Day [2]
Round 2 Voting Complete - Round 3 Begins! [7]
Outdoor Fun [3]
Quote of the Day [3]
Cook vs Pelizzaro [4]
Computer Labs [5]
Turner vs Dunst [7]
Béart vs Cuthbert [7]
Quote of the Day [2]
Phone Spelling, New Matrix Trailer, Hunted [4]
Gaston vs Hayek [8]
Quote [2]
The Jackie Chan of Ping Pong [5]
Thiessen vs Moore [9]
Quote [4]
Another One Bites the Dust [21]
Quote [4]
Sokoloff vs Hennessy [9]
Looking for E.T. [1]
Today's Quote/Joke [2]
Campbell Vs. Milano [9]
Quote [2]
Round 2 Begins - Elisabeth Shue v. Kim Smith [7]
Quote/Last Set of Entries [13]
Quote/Entries [15]
The Usual [7]
Quote/Hotties/Lady Plans [11]
Animatrix Episode 2 [1]
Quote/Entries [9]
Quote/Entries/Night-time Story [18]
Quote/Entries/Night-time Story [11]
Quote/Entries/Night-time Story [8]
Quotes/Entries [9]
Quotes/Entries [10]
Quote/Entries [10]
Quote/Entries [8]
Quote/Entries [6]
Quote/Entries [8]
Quote/New Entries [6]
The Search for our TGS Lady [9]
Quote [1]
Quote [1]
Quote [0]
Quote/Joke of the Day [0]
Coppers Strike Again [6]
Cottage Excursion [3]
Today's Quote [0]
Quote [0]
Love [5]
Quote [0]
Valentine's Day Quote [0]
Quote [1]
Pictures from Vancouver/Tofino [1]
3 Down [2]
Quote/Joke [1]
Short Lady [8]
Today's Quote [2]
Top 10s [2]
Quote [0]
Jurassic Park Coming Soon [7]
Quote/Joke [3]
Kasparov Offers Draw in Game 6 [0]
Moving In [7]
Animatrix Episode 1 [2]
Michael Jackson still Sleeps with Boys [4]
What's up Sugar? [3]
Feast for Crows [2]
Back to the Cats [9]
Hot Moves [5]
Columbia Breaks Apart Over Texas on Re-entry [10]
Kasparov and DJ Game 3 [2]
Linky Dink [2]
Monster at 20 ft. & MJ Commercial [0]
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MARTY. BY ALAIN AUBÉ.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MARTY
What is the deal with a handsome, talented, and funny guy, or a guy who knows someone like that. I guess Martin is the latter.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT MARTY
He will soon be a doctor of Law . . . you know what that means; although marijuana isn't yet decriminalized, Martin's your man for beating that drug conviction. Many of his court trials may begin with "What's up, judge daddio," or "Hey judge, what's crackin'."
COMPARE MARTY TO THREE THINGS
Martin as compared to a disk: one is round, one is not; one has legs, one does not; one is hot, one is not; you be the judge.
Marin compared to 12th-dimension quantum physics: as we look at the founding formula for 12th-dimension quantum physics and compare it with Martin's basic input-output stream, we can see that although Martin is not quite as complex, in terms of pure format and substance, he is just as unpredictable.
Finally, Martin compared to Keira Knightley: NO COMPARISON!
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[1]
bootlegs of this go for like crazy dough [3]
brent spiner is 60 today [1]
[2]
Bullion - Pet Sounds in the Key of Dee [0]
Jim Gaffigan - Live 9-12-06 [4]
SotD: Wyclef Jean - It Doesn't Matter [3]
BhangraSummer '06 [1]
[0]
[3]
Rig Rock [1]
I Teach Children [1]
BeardSummer '07 [11]
[8]
[3]
TENNESSEEIN' IS TENNEBELIEVIN' [1]
[3]
WELCOME TO ATLANTA [2]
YOU'RE IN THE OFFICE, BABY [3]
MY SWORD IS AN AXE [2]
BACK IN THE GAME LIKE JACK LALANNE [5]
[3]
lolz [3]
[9]
[13]
[6]
[2]
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MATT KELLISON.
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SotD: Band of Horses - Funeral [1]
SotD: Laura Veirs [6]
SotD: Lily Allen - The Fear [2]
Holiday Movie Marathon [5]
I love this game [8]
Metric [3]
Make it a Friday.. [0]
Cottage BBQ [2]
Appreciate this [0]
Best C= 64 Game [1]
Congratulations & Welcome Back! [6]
residency [0]
Song of the Day: Metric [0]
Clinton apologizes for Kennedy remark [43]
Share your music.. legally [9]
Pathetic story - what would you do? [2]
SotD(2): Hallowe'en Special [1]
For all the gg's out there. [1]
Sotd: Attack on... [1]
Screech Squawks! [1]
SotD: Golden Dogs & Chad Vangaalen [1]
VotD: Hasselhoff & Maradona [0]
AotD: At War with the Mystics [2]
Boot Camp [2]
Great med school videos [3]
Ultraviolet [3]
So it goes like this.. [4]
Everyone [4]
Match Day [7]
Entry # NFC [5]
SotD:Stereophonics - Dakota [2]
Punch out! [0]
The Vault [3]
Joke du jour [2]
SotD: Sloan - I can feel it [3]
SotD: Sarah Harmer - Almost [0]
Tackle this [4]
SotD: Kings of Convenience - I'd Rather Dance with You [5]
SotD: Death Cab for Cutie - Different Names For The Same Thing [1]
SotD: Jamiroquai - Travelling Without Moving [1]
SotD: Maximo Park - Signal and Sign [1]
I want to be a doctor because... [2]
Incident [4]
SotD: Metric - Empty [3]
Check this out.. [3]
SotD: Supergrass: Road to Rouen - Tales of Endurance [0]
SotD: Gomez - Army Dub [2]
Large & in Charge.. the A380 [0]
Sure, Star Wars looks kinda cool.. but check this out: [0]
It's Human Nature [12]
SotD: Feeder - Pushing The Senses [0]
SotD: Metric - Hustle Rose [1]
Technology's cool [1]
Something cool... [3]
QotD: In the Navy [1]
Toxic Fluid [3]
SotD: Pavement - Gold Soundz [0]
SotD: The Turtles - So Happy Together [0]
SotD: The Dears: Lost in the Plot [0]
Big Brother is watching.. [7]
SotD: Optimistic [4]
Movie of the Month: [5]
Medicolegal Interface: [9]
Something cool... [3]
QotD: Dazed [0]
SotW: Peter Adams - Cementalisque [4]
K-Town boys.. [2]
SotD: Ass like that - Eminem [0]
A day in the life [7]
Do you have a good vocabulary? [1]
AotD [3]
Disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction [6]
Evolution [1]
Halloween Party [8]
Kingston [3]
Don't show this to your gf. [2]
So long, and thanks for all the fish. [5]
Music Request: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out; (2004) [5]
SotD: Michael Nyman - The Piano Soundtrack [0]
Meds Cottage Party 2004 [1]
Remember when... [2]
Best commercials - Canada 2004 [1]
SotD: (Don't Fear) The Reaper: Blue Oyster Cult [0]
Why you should buy a Mac.. or should have.. [4]
SotD: My, My, Hey Hey - Neil Young [0]
Still don't use iTunes? [6]
Flames [2]
SotD: Pilate - Into your hideout [5]
SotD: Eyes of a Stranger [5]
Keg Party [4]
SotD: Counting Blue Cars: Dishwalla [0]
Good laugh. [5]
Missile Defence. [1]
SotD: Old Man [0]
SotD: Remember the day that.. [2]
SotD: Sing - Travis [0]
Otterdale Trip this Friday [5]
10 best pickup lines: from your favourite superhero. [5]
Sotd: Airbag, Radiohead [3]
MotD [3]
SotD: Homo sapien [4]
Wireless Base Station.. To get or not to get. [8]
Mike [7]
Thinking of an ipod? [6]
Ultimate [8]
Pictures [3]
1984 [3]
QotD [1]
SotD - Radiohead : Creep [2]
Experience [7]
QotD [6]
Me and my broken collar bone [3]
SotD: A Clockwork Orange - Title Song [3]
Intramural b-ball [8]
Bulletproof Monk [5]
Good God, I love this game (Ultimate) [3]
New computer [7]
Couple things [2]
SotD: With a little help from my friends. [10]
Here I am.. pondering [4]
Song of the Day [9]
Quick update [3]
First real day at med school [6]
I will be brief [13]
Medicine [8]
Camel Toe [4]
Cottage Party: Part I [18]
Done classes.. summer plans.. [9]
How much do our profs make anyway? [7]
Russian music artists Yulia Volkova and Lena Katina hit # 69 on MTV charts [4]
Crossing the line [4]
Are you a member? [5]
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MIKE. BY DUNCAN FILSHIE.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MIKE
BWBT - Blond With Big Tits.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT MIKE
With super doctor here, we'll all be home free when we get to the geriatric stage of life. Unless of course he retires early, runs off with his blonde, supermodel wife, and passes his days fornicating and checking out other blondes.
COMPARE MIKE TO THREE THINGS
A bulldog - knows he's the shit, yet still likes the pussy.
Any high performance German automobile - highly advanced on the inside, yet smooth and aggressive on the outside.
A spear - lean, yet can knock you down in a second.
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Reading the bible is fun [1]
I'm going to be an Ottawa criminal mastermind [0]
Big smoke, big trouble. [2]
Youtube Fun [0]
Goings on... [3]
[1]
Into the mountains [2]
Out of the feces and into the desert (feces) [1]
Ah Delhi, the sights, the smells, the suicidal drivers... [3]
There are no words... [5]
Bringing you up to speed [5]
Yay [4]
Drunks are better entertainment than TV [2]
Gettin' outta Dodge [4]
France: Urination Station [3]
So much time, I don't know what to do with it. [4]
Can you take the pressure? [10]
The "S" Factor [4]
Extended family - more embarassing than ever [10]
The greatest inventions of all time... [7]
I got hit by a car... [5]
Uh... dunno about that... [3]
Judge it by its cover [4]
Homecoming approaching... liver cirrhosis imminent. [4]
Words Fail Me... [7]
Sooo close... [6]
The milk propaganda was true [4]
My brother got all the good genes... [3]
Lots of Pictures From NZ [3]
The Last Excursion [4]
Stupid People Say Things Too... [2]
I'm Baaaack [4]
More Adventures [3]
I've just had an epiphany [0]
Matrix Reloaded Misfires... [5]
Quote [2]
Speaking of Jobs... [2]
Love this one... [0]
Ha [3]
Somebody Shoot Me... [3]
I'm back in the quoting game... [3]
Fuckin' Weird... [10]
Its my turn to quote [6]
Back on the Ethiopian Diet... [4]
A picture is worth a thousand words... [4]
How do I... [3]
Quote of the Day [2]
I'm a geek [7]
Canada Post is Pathetic [5]
Word of the Day [2]
I Can't Stop [4]
Other Quote [3]
Same Old Story [5]
The Shit Has Hit the Fan [18]
Nothin' like a little fish in the morning... [7]
Stupid Bitch Spills Drink on Steve [8]
Here Comes the Cavalry... [5]
Paradise [3]
Pathetic from a distance [3]
Clarification Required [5]
Back on the Piss, and doing fine. [4]
Attempted whitewater suicide, annoying Japanese guy, and Sealion bar brawl... [3]
Too fucking far... [2]
I'm All Wet... [5]
Iceland is cool [8]
The Real Middle Earth (Steve - 1, Mount Doom - 0) [6]
More Fun with Fish (... not that kind sicko) [2]
Money Can Buy Happiness [4]
Apparently not [2]
I screwed up... [1]
Fuck Sea World [10]
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder [5]
Alternative Healing at 40,000 Feet [3]
Blogs [3]
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STEVE SYLVESTER. BY MARK AUGER.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH STEVE SYLVESTER
Steve Sylvester's deal is that he speaks his mind. He figures you're "damned if you do, and damned if you don't." So, Steve Sylvester does. The other candidates don't. Vote Sylvester.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT STEVE SYLVESTER
Steve Sylvester will one day hold some substanial power in the world. Good to care about him now.
COMPARE STEVE SYLVESTER TO THREE THINGS
The Thing from Marvel's "Fantastic Four."
Dolph Lundgren's He-Man meets Dolph Lundgren's Universal Soldier.
Of course, David Hasselhoff from TV's Knight Rider and Baywatch.
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lol [3]
Rambo4: JOHN RAMBO [2]
The big oh-4. [3]
World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion [3]
Nordic Combined [5]
Brokeback to the Future [1]
Alba v. Maran [12]
Maran v. Longoria [14]
Boudousque v. Alba [14]
Longoria v. Moore [7]
Maran v. Theuriau [8]
Alba v. Beckinsale [8]
Tambosi v. Boudousque [8]
Moore v. Bilson [8]
Longoria v. Barton [8]
Theuriau v. Kunis [9]
Maran v. Duff [8]
Jessica v. Jessica [10]
Beckinsale v. Theron [8]
Boudousque v. Kreuk [11]
Tambosi v. Bush [11]
tgs Lady Search 2006 [3]
Number Three [4]
My First Post of 2006. [1]
Pirates! 2 [4]
OCIs [9]
Because somebody has to bump Pitts. [5]
Friday! [5]
Assumed Embarrassment [21]
Update [0]
Secrets [3]
Random! Slice of Life! Everybody! [13]
tgs Lady '05! [5]
Reading Week [2]
And so it ends. [13]
Not Applicable [5]
Dispatch! [3]
Yearversary: tgs's Terrible Twos [5]
Common NOw! [2]
This is the Remix [2]
sotd. [4]
One Month, Part I [4]
Sad News [2]
Sotd: Death Cab for Cutie - Transatlanticism [1]
Sunday, August 22, 2004. [0]
Saturday, August 21, 2004. [0]
Friday, August 20, 2004. [1]
Thursday, August 19, 2004. [0]
Wednesday, August 18, 2004. [3]
Sotd: The Shins ~ New Slang [3]
Tuesday, August 17, 2004. [3]
Blech [0]
Letters From The Frontier [0]
Flavour of the Week [5]
Something Old [1]
Lonely Saturday Morning [4]
Week In Review [14]
Aged ginger is more pungent [7]
215 ways to brighten your life [3]
I Don't Know Where This Came From [2]
Bruce Springsteen [1]
Dark Days [4]
Reading Week Sucks (SotD Edition) [4]
Wilco - Misunderstood [10]
SotD [4]
SotD [11]
Please indulge me while I rip off Matt [4]
Echo In This Empty Room [3]
Just Wow [1]
News and Views [10]
Yearversary [5]
SotD [6]
2003's Greatest Hits [6]
Holiday School Work [6]
Last Chance [2]
The River [4]
Tongue Enough For 10 Rows of Teeth [16]
Heads Up [1]
Free Cat [3]
SotD [5]
RaNDoM [18]
ra [2]
Boring [4]
Who's Interested? [3]
Tuesday SotD [3]
SotD, Sunday Edition [3]
SotD [8]
Indoor Ultimate [4]
Goddamnit, I Hate Baseball [5]
This Is Why I Love Ultimate [1]
SotD: Damien Rice ~ Volcano [5]
Somebody Fix My MSN [18]
Testing Out The New Domain [3]
Have You Ever Seen Them In The Same Room Together? [6]
Wow, We're Nerds [6]
SotD [4]
I'll bet nobody else [7]
I highly recommend . . . [4]
A little late, but what the hell . . . [2]
Massachusetts, Round Two [1]
High Fashion [14]
Exploding Cherries and the Chaos of Being [3]
A Few Things I Learned This Weekend [4]
What The Hell is Sibutramene Anyway? [4]
Wrong Number, Pal [8]
Woot Woot [5]
The Fuzz [4]
Quote of the Day [7]
Format Change [8]
One Second . . . [2]
A Few Things: [2]
Gratuitous Violence [4]
Fucking TV [5]
German vs Watts [6]
Happy 90th . . . [6]
Lose A Few Brain Cells With Me [6]
Round Three, Heat Two [8]
Finally [8]
I'm Probably Crazy But . . . [2]
We're Almost Done [10]
Since Your Regular Ringmaster Is Unavailable [6]
Ben Harper [2]
Rockliffe Punks [8]
I've Been Told . . . [11]
DMB 2003 Tour [5]
Ahem [0]
Conspiranoia [5]
Entries, Bone Edition [7]
Some People [3]
The Most Ridiculous Show On Television [2]
Woman loses arm in alligator attack [1]
Swingers [3]
The Full Cougar [6]
Cup The Balls [2]
Oh Boy. [2]
Psychic Web Site [4]
Dammit [2]
Just A Tip [5]
Selected Reading [6]
Once More [4]
Top 25 Simpsons Episodes [9]
The Real Johnny Vigo [8]
Birthday Billion for Onassis Heiress [0]
Zuh [5]
OC Transpo Is A Great Place To Meet Chicks [4]
Two Skunks In Love [3]
Too Good To Be True? [1]
One Reason Never To Get A Dog [0]
Rambo To Return [3]
The Next Big Act To Hit Ottawa [3]
Last One [2]
It's Official [3]
The Tao of Steve [5]
Firmer! FIRMER! [8]
Bang Bang Bang [2]
We're Getting There [0]
I've Got A New Home Page [3]
Roadtrip To NYC? [3]
Remember Subspace? [6]
TV Class [0]
New Survivor [6]
Return of the King Pictures [3]
New Daredevil Trailer [1]
Brotherhood of the Wolf [1]
Newspaper Boxes Stolen [0]
Five Years Ago [0]
What An Odd Thing To Do [3]
It's (More or Less) Official [5]
Expos' Pimp Daddy [0]
If You're Interested . . . [3]
Springsteen, Baby! [2]
Just Testing Things Out . . . [4]
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TRAVIS WEBB. BY KT.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH TRAVIS WEBB
Travis Webb is an unassuming cracker straight off the Nabisco (North American Brand of Innocent Self-Contradicting Obscurity) production line. While often half-baked in his mannerisms, he is of wholesome grain at heart. He can add salt to any conversation with his self-depracating wit and humour. For one who is often sandwiched between others of his kind, he can be very square.
Travis' childhood was a rich tapestry of this and that. He has since found his element with ultimate frisbee and the Dave Matthews Band. With the help of his good friend Matt Kellison, his taste in whiteboy music has expanded to other bands that sound like the Dave Matthews Band. Travis was once a major supporter of the Montreal Expos before he realized that the obsession was not netting him any chicks. While subject to many criticisms from others, Travis will be quick to point out that at he has only the second largest diastema in the world.
Travis Webb once beat up Sebastian Dunn. They are at peace now that Dunn recognizes Travis' alpha-male status.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT TRAVIS WEBB
Because he may just beat you up too. If you turn your back on him, he will eat your children.
COMPARE TRAVIS WEBB TO THREE THINGS
Travis Webb is the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: can have an interesting premise, but can then suck a lot of ass.
Travis Webb is la tropical island in the morning: both their palms are very sweaty.
Travis Webb is a woman.
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Oldboy [3]
Yay! It's Snowing [1]
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays [3]
Weather and its Profound Effects on my Psyche [5]
New Roots [3]
So... What's up with East Coast? [5]
1,073,741,824 bytes, Damn that's a lot of Bytes. [1]
Derek Went to Vancouver [4]
I Just Saw Spiderman 2 [3]
Fahrenheit 9 11 [3]
A Way to Improve the Site [5]
I Bought A Hat [14]
#157 to # 1,000,000,159 [5]
School's Out Forever [3]
Rebecca Romijn - Stamos [0]
The Complete Listing of All the Food I Have Owned for the Past 10 Days: [3]
Hi, How is Everybody Doing? [1]
How Kellison Gets Girls [2]
Winners Vs. The Colts [11]
Build Your Own Paper Camera [0]
The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love [2]
Battle Royale [3]
bad ideas [3]
Free at Last [5]
Killian, I'm Giving the Audience What it Wants [3]
I'm a Sick Person and I Deserve to be Shot [3]
Giving it Away [5]
So, This is the New Site... [3]
Your Daily Dose of Insanity [6]
So... You Say They Have the Internet on Computers Now? [3]
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DEREK TSANG. BY MATT KELLISON.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DEREK TSANG
Derek Tsang always gets his money's worth at a sundae bar without cheating. He once managed to put a price on
love but didn't want to pay the commission. He exists outside the flow of time without being too
smug about it. And he can dunk on you.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT DEREK TSANG
You're not that tall either, you fucking asshole.
COMPARE DEREK TSANG TO THREE THINGS
Water on rocks! Water on rocks! So soothing!
Derek Tsang is a rimshot caught in a tape loop, but one you can dance to.
Derek Tsang is the final cough of laughter before you die.
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